Character du Jour: Zyla Notswallow

“Ok, time to introduce your new character.”
“A gorgeous female elf approaches your table. ‘I’m Swallow’.”
“Pardon?”
“I’m Swallow!”
“Oh, I thought you said…….. never mind.”
“Look, you can’t call a character Swallow. Especially not a hot elf.”
“Why not?”
“It’s in the rules. You just can’t. Pick another name.”
“Ok. Zyla then. And she’s wearing all black. She’s a Cleric of the Raven Queen.”
“Pleased to meet you, Zyla Notswallow. Would you like to join our table. We have need of a Cleric.”
“Waitaminute. You were going to call a Goth Elf death chick Swallow?”
“Look, drop it, ok? It’s Zyla. Her name’s Zyla.”

Gamers can be so juvenile. It’s like playing in Wayne’s World sometimes…….


Zyla using her Cloud of…… uhhhh…… Fireflies. Whatever.

Zyla Notswallow Female Elf Unaligned Cleric-1
Str 12, Con 10, Dex 15, Int 11, Wis 18, Cha 14

HP 22, bloodied 11, surges 5 x 7/day
AC 14 (leather), Fort 11, Ref 12, Will 16, Raven Queen’s Blessing, Ritual Casting
Fey Origin, Group Awareness, Wild Step

Scythe: +3 vs AC, 2d4+1
Longbow: +4 vs AC, 1d10+2, range 20/40, Load free
Lance of Faith/at-will +4  vs reflex, Sacred Flame/at-will +4  vs reflex
Elven Accuracy/enc, Healing Word /enc x 2, Divine Fortune/enc,
Turn Undead/enc +4  vs will, Divine Glow/enc +4  vs reflex
Beacon of Hope/daily +4  vs will
Rituals: Gentle Repose, Make Whole

Arcana +5, Heal +9, Insight +9, Nature +6, Perception +6, Religion +5

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2 Comments on “Character du Jour: Zyla Notswallow”

  1. I’ve had similar issues before. Calling a druid “Wood” or a necromancer “Bone” are apparently bad ideas as well.

    I really hope her material component for that spell she’s casting is SPARKLES!

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