2005-12-28 1052 Opinion: == Tell me again how we won World War II == The Nazis really missed a trick during World War II. . . .

Tell me again how we won World War II

The Nazis really missed a trick during World War II. They could have had the British running scared from day one if they knew then what we know now. We’d have just curled up and handed the country to Germany on a plate if they had used just one weapon against us. One thing that the British fear more than anything else.

They should have thrown snowballs at us. We’d have surrendered after the first strike.

We really are the most pathetic creatures, we Brits, when it comes to snow. Right now there’s 2 inches of snow on the ground and the media is talking about “The Big Freeze” and warning people not to go outside. We’re being told there are “teacherous” road conditions (how can a road be treacherous anyway? Maybe it’s plotting to blow up Parliament).

Of course, this is all just media inspired panic to encourage people to stay inside and watch more TV. Given a choice between Richard and Judy or 2 inches of crisp white stuff, I’ll take the snow anyday. Heck, I’d rather have 80 inches and a force 9 blizzard rather than stare at their smug faces, but that’s just me.

2 inches of snow and the whole of the UK is gridlocked. Pathetic isn’t the word.

I’m off to take photos :)

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